If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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