Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
