my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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