She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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