Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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