is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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