Already got asked if we're dating
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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