Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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