96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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