I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Still dying that you shit outside
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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