I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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