if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Houston, we have a blender
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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