But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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