I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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