i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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