Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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