I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You are a genius and a whore.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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