Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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