So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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