I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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