Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
