If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We don't watch enough power rangers
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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