Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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