I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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