i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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