I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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