What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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