before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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