The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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