Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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