She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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