im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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