Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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