There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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