she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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