I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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