I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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