school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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