Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
