if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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