The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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