No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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