Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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