I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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