I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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