So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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