hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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