I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
