ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Every concussion has its silver lining
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Let's get the cat blown out
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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