I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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