North Korea, Best Korea!
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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