I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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