PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
