therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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